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What the hell???

It's almost like all the men in the posters are staring intently …

Let me get this straight (no pun intended) - this AV club article is actually about something that *I* can watch, but the majority of readers on here can't?

You know, one day some sick casting director is going to have him star opposite Solange Knowles in the ICKIEST sex scene ever! - in some bedroom filled with floor to ceiling mirrors, where the viewers can never tell which is which, and who is doing what to whom …

In honour of Father's Day - in lieu of highlighting deadbeat Dads who turned it around - how about highlighting the Dads who were there all along (with dead-beat mothers out of the picture).

OK, to me this seems like the kind of show that was meant to be binged. You know, the kind where everyone complains it starts off too slow but by episode 3 or 4 it REALLY gets going and you're gripped and watch non-stop till the end.

Racism in LA? Wait, with all the characters being connected to each other, won't that be just like Cr… oh, I see what you did there …

OK, seeing as no-one has done this already, permit me to go into full on geek-mode and roll out irrelevant trivia with:

*cough* Cold Case's Danny Pino *cough*

Quite. In fact I'd go further and say people almost always have two biological parents.

So - Joshie-pooh … will you be covering this regularly? (Still remember your mic-drop after your last ever review of "Empire" - how about you take on something completely different for the summer? …)

I misread it as "J.K. Simmons is getting fucked ripped…" and wondered why that wasn't worded better.

I feel kinda sorry for Shiri Appleby - shouldn't she have landed similar if not more prominent roles in the past 2 decades than, erm, Heigl?

*girlish giggle*

Well, there's already been an all gay robot reboot of Last Tango in Paris, no?
(with milk though, not butter …) :

I know you're referencing the Kill Bill cast, but initially I read that as :

"Cate Blanchett is in talks to tag-team … with Bullock"

I reckon Amy Schumer fans are even worse. Beyonce fans I can tolerate because I reckon they actually know deep down inside they are waay over the top. Most Amy Schumer fans I've had the pleasure of interacting with online would feel they are too clever and snarky to be rabid fan of anyone, and probably don't even

Who the fuck is Fela Kunte?

Not related to Anohni's activism - but just want to comment that I'd heard the same song by Beyonce a thousand times, yet it was only when I *first* heard it by Anohni that I actually *got* what the lyrics are saying …