Bit soup wasn't as great as The Jump to Conclusions mat.

I was thinking Mickey Rourke's brother, but really it would all work.

I'm waiting for Nashville to get cancelled so Coach's wife can land on a real show.

Agreed. Completely enjoyable.

You mean with the dude from Treme.

There were a lot of cunts tonight. I almost did a Sexy Beast cunt count.

As long as there isn't a Chris Hardwick aftershow, I'm there.

Not to be confused with the Slater film Mind Hunters - which I kind of enjoyed it's awfulness.

I like that thought of him joining the Expendables bunch. He would fit right in.

I'm tired of this Orange is the New Black knock off story line too.

Indeed he was. That was a pleasant surprise.

So how about that Con Air 2?

You should have read the original Darabont screenplay.

Who is Judd Nelson again?

Janitor guy is on Justified meow.

Has anyone noticed that Jesus holds his gun like Steven Seagal? I had a Keyser Soyze moment during this episode.

Right? And I've got a donut tree in my backyard too.

You really haven't lived until you've been tied to a couch and fucked from behind.

Yeah that was the impression I got when Russell was promoting this on some talk show. I thought it sounded pretty solid though.

What do I have to do to get Alison Pill then?