The Girlfriend Experience and Land of the Lost
The two most underrated films of 2009. So sayeth, the Ancient Romans.

Stripping Vs. Burlesque
I know that as a person with pretensions toward intelligence and art and such, I'm supposed to prefer burlesque because it displays a variety of body types, isn't directly monetized, is more artistic, cerebral, sensual, empowering…but I prefer strippin'!