hey internet, help fund my Scotch and Cigar museum via Kickstarter.

if only more people would use the internet to combine two different pop culture things for humorous results.

I don't even own an MTV.

I spent the first minute of that video looking for a 'skip ad' button before I realized that was the actual video, then I realized the song is shit.

is this the guy that covered the song from Annie?

Did anyone mention Alan Moore's "Supreme: Story of the Year"? Yeah, not technically Superman, but come on, it pretty much is.

she is now.

I want more of Tyler Perry's Madea Men!

don't worry, I'm sure BoingBoing will have some kind of defense article for Loony-brow…something about how the internet is sexist.

yeah, that was a weird comment…just because they say in the sketch that the dance is swanky doesn't make it so. But they also said the Pacino thing was the only filmed piece of the night when the Thatcher piece surely was.

there's some parts that are really tough to watch, the scene with her daughter is excruciating and then the one with her son…goddamn, what a world.

She stole M.I.A from a Chuck Norris movie.

whenever "The Birthday Song" is performed within earshot, I make sure to cap it off with "And Mandy Mooooore!"

And now you know the rest of the story. This is Paul Harvey. Good day.

I think this calls for a meeting of The Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

Only shows like The Wire are allowed to be gritty and realistic and let kids have guns! Not to mention this show takes place in the South, where kids are left a gun under their pillow every time they lose a tooth (which is to say;often in the Mountain Dew-soaked South). Or that the source material had Carl with a gun…

and by "theme song", I hope you mean the theme song from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Hmm…favorite miscarriage song…that's a tough one. Does "Another One Bites the Dust" count? How about "Whoomp (There It Is)"? Actually, I hate that one.

ASIA!

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