He tried to enter the country with a "World Passport" which is like a passport but made up.

Republicans have been selling tax breaks for the rich since well before Reagan got in. Reagan was just the first to sell tax breaks for the rich as Good Down-Home American Values™, quite a feat since it was the opposite of the conventional wisdom since FDR.

*popcorn munching*

*popcorn munching*

No, see he puts the presidency in a blind trust by giving it to Barron, then he becomes Florida King.

Not none. I mean, what did you think they meant by "sulfites"?

Let's just say I have certain information on why Trump owns this property…

Florida definitely has areas I'm totally cool with visiting.

A pop culture figure is president. The AV Club is a pop culture website. Ergo, the people have spoken, and they want AV Club articles on the president!

Besides being great shading for Holling's character, his story is really, really funny juxtaposed to the other students' stories. I roared during that scene.

I don't much care for the Joel-Maggie relationship myself for all the same reasons you have. It's as if the creators just wrote in a "will-they-or-won't-they" simply because it's what you do on TV — like they didn't even occur to them that not having that storyline was an option. Still, they've overcome that basic…

There's no pedophile pizzerias! I hear Horace and Dickey's is a front for counterfeit Amish goods, but they're a seafood place so it doesn't count.

The sex tape is there to distract you from noticing how the a rich dude perverted the legal system for petty revenge. Peter Thiel was angry at Gawker for "outing" him (he was already openly gay, but didn't like that Gawker wrote an article saying as much) so he donated $10 million to Hogan's legal team. Hogan was…

If you like pie and health care so much, why don't you just move to Britain?

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How do YOU know that Hillary Clinton isn't secretly automating mining jobs and artificially deflating the cost of natural gas? I'LL WAIT!

Believe it or not, that isn't the precedent I have a problem with.

The whole thing is pretty insidious. Gawker posted a sex tape without permission, which is illegal, immoral, and wrong in every way.

Here are some people Mister Splendiferous shares a birthday with:

Fuck the State of Minnesota, both for failing to train their officers not to murder black people, and not punishing them when they do.