I think we can all agree it would be more interesting if they stood tip-to-tip and reported the angle between the penises.

If Steve Bannon were captured by the War Boys, he'd be used as a Pus Bag.

Well sweetie, when a man loves a rump very much, they do a special type of hug.

Hey cool, Morrissey's playing a show this weekend!

*PAGING ISIS UPTOWN*

No!

Yes, because calling (American) whiskey "sour mash whiskey" is akin to saying "sea salt". With very few exceptions, all American whiskeys (including bourbon) use sour mash.

…have you heard his music?

You think urea funny, doncha?

He should really be disappointed that I understood the North Korea-China relationship better than he did. I mean, I'm not even a millionaire!

Seriously. I didn't have much of an opinion on this before I read the article, but now I'm convinced that everything in here is wrong for no other reason than the piece ran during pesach!

I dunno, "Temperature" was a good song.

Whenever someone says to me "Well, technically Jack Daniel's is a sour mash whiskey", that is my first clue that they don't know as much about whiskey as they are pretending to know.

I've watched every episode of TNG multiple times, and Jeopardy! is appointment viewing for me, and maybe could count the number of episodes of MST3K I've seen on one hand. It's funny, but who has time to watch that many bad movies?

I had people over for brunch on Saturday. Here's a sampling of the playlist from that engagement:

I am a 31 year old powerlifter just upvoted a Men In Black 2 reference on the internet, like dogs, malt liquor, NCIS, CCCP, HDDVD, BUTT call 555-867-5309

Fuck yeah it is, and if you don't like it, you can get stuffed!

Alls I know is here in DC, we're pretty pumped for this year's disappointing post-season.

That last Faint album was real good, IMO — up there with Blank-Wave and Danse Macabre as one of my favorites.

Not to mention his repeatedly stressing that Assad was attacking innocents, as if Hitler fucking wasn't.