This might surprise you, but their food actually sucked.

"Subways cost this much!"

May your birthday be a time for somber reflection of the sum total of your experiences as a speck of a being running along the surface of the infinitesimally small blue marble we call the Earth.

This inspired me to do some fun Wiki-ing to figure what was going on, and it's a little odd.

Yeah, after all, those are the two on the current President's enemies list! History repeats itself!

I have to say, I understand Annie's interest in onomastics much better now that I know that her name is Box n' Marggraf.

I looked it up too. I suppose is a clock, although it seems unlikely that you'd have in your house.

Totes! He's ignorant and doesn't understand music and the way he feels is wrong and he's not very good at his job. I mean, the lyric sheet was right there, didn't he read it and interpret it the one way that's right?

They made the list!

Pretty sure "All Tomorrow's Parties" wouldn't be the masterpiece it is if literally anybody else was singing on the track.

50 years later, and it's still not for everyone.

"The Velvet Underground and Nico is the official album of the alt-rock."

I'm 31 and pretty much all my t-shirts fall into the fun/band category, and while I'm not surprised in this venue that I'm not alone, it is reassuring.

Seinfeld did it.

I read bowling emoji.

This thread's usually too fancy for me. I'm just making stuff from whatever's going bad in the fridge. I made some pesto last night from a half-jar of pesto that was gettin' old and a few veggies that were following it.

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Good postin'. I've noticed that the most popular way to deal with racism in this country is to tell people they're fucking terrible people for engaging in it, and get super defensive when you're told you're engaging in it. It's real unproductive. Maybe try to learn and teach, see how that works for a while?

Shirley Manson's gotta get covered somehow!

I used to watch Jeopardy! on the treadmill, and would respond aloud to the clues. Then one day there was a "What is dick?" response and I realized what an awful habit I'd developed.