Trump represents a different type of politician, one that is a puppet of men inside his administration AND outside of his administration… hell, he's the puppet of people outside of his country! It's what we call big-tent political puppetry.

Not not evil… just less!

That's a six-pack of O'Douls, just so we're clear.

Let's not jump to conclusions. They may have just been big British Petroleum fans.

I do, it's just less… erm, accessible than his.

Yeah, but his beer sucks.

Oscar is the name of Jimmy Kimmel's cheese-butler.

Easy for you to say!

Oh richardheaven, we're all devocore!

And to think I've just been flushing it down the toilet the whole time! Hey ma! Get me my First Amendment box!

I'm just honoring the sacrifices of those brave Nazi soldiers, myself.

And the guy I saw sitting on the grass outside the natural foods store who told me the moon is hollow is mirror-image Alex Jones, albeit with fewer listeners.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's exactly how Berlusconi got the job.

In light of recent events… sustenance, probably.

I remember when they had to recall all those defective copies of Dangerous. Good times.

I know. You see, it was I that blew up your wall charger.

Upon further inspection, this palm pilot appears to be a tub of nitroglycerin with a rectangular hologram sticker on it. And the stylus is just total crap!

Would you ask Tom Petty to insert that meme?

Yeah, Nazis actually killed Jews, blacks, gays, etc. while Richard Spencer just believes the government SHOULD kill Jews, blacks, gays, etc. With the steady hands of Donald Trump and Steve Bannon guiding our nation, the guy doesn't have a chance in hell.

Oh, well that's nice, they've had a hell of a time.