I wish I could say I knew nothing about TWD. That's three years of my life I'd like back (But it's not as bad as the six I wasted Lost and obsessing over every, ultimately meaningless, detail).

Make it simple and choose Tatiana Maslany instead.

Most pop music since 1993 for me.

Get your feet wet on those, then just dive headlong into DS9.

Typical HR. Human Resources is always taking the side of management and finding ways to trap the working stiffs.

And Larry's agent, on The Larry Sanders Show.

I love a tender fanny.

Irony here… Mind if I try?

"Damage control"? What does that even mean in this case?

Maybe not being a Republican is the answer then, since the ones in office are, apparently, all greedy, racist, mysogynistic scum.

She couldn't handle her guilt over endorsing Trump.

Blue or blew?

HOT FUCKING TAKE!

I wouldn't feel too bad if Trump were shot.

With a side of womp rats.

Wasn't that stated at least a year before the film debuted that Ford would only do it if Han were killed off?

"This film keeps getting different all the time!"

I love little boys.

He looks like that's his usual diet. Win-win!

Bonus Porn Name: Chris Gethard