Carol Channing ot GTFO.

And a shit-ton of other classic songs. I could list a bunch, but fuck it. Here's a list:

Gene Clark is surely in as one of the original Byrds. And at least he got that honor before he died, as opposed to, say, Joe Cocker and Warren Zevon who still aren't in.

I might wait for it on demand, if there's lots of Big Butts.

BETTER CALL SAUL MARATHON, BITCHES.

Or a marmoset peeing on you!

I don't think they're even giving one shit.

Two of them are from the pitiful, small list of shows they still cover. The other two are on Netflix. And that's it FOR FRIDAY AND SATURDAY.

*Voyager says "WHEW!", wipes sweat from its brow*

Sisko or GTFO.

Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

Ugh.

Seeing as Hee-Haw sucked donkey dick WHEN IT AIRED (I remember it well, as my paternal grandparents watched it every week) I'm pretty sure it doesn't "hold up."

DUH! HILLARY'S EMAILS!

They can't even get that right, half the time.

Not even mention of a certain basletball game tonight. Yes, anyone who cares about it knows already, but it's still lousy.

Watch Orphan Black. I wasn't entirely happy with how the season ended, but it does feel like a setup for (hopefully) a pretty kickass final season. Maslany is as awesome as ever, and continues to add to her repertoire. The show more or less got back on track in S4, by circling back to where it all started. Worth…

Stay with Legion. It never really stops being weird, but it also never stops being awesome. And it will get easier to follow as you get deeper in to the season. Also, I think you'll find the show has quite a lot of heart in certain places.

Glad you're enjoying the HP books. Unlike the films, which have terrific casting all the way through (Well, I still don't like Gambon's Dumbledore but he's pretty much the only one) but fell into a rut with films 4-6, the books just get better — and darker — with each one.

But that ending was such a piece of shit copout. Bruce abandon Gotham, Alfred abandon Bruce, and turning everything over to a guy with no training who would likely die his first night out as the "new Batman"?