Would love to see him return and punch both Trump and Pence out:

I appreciate Onion merchandise on a deeper level than you.

Y'know what they say about tiny puppet hands…

St. Stephen with a rose/In and out of the garden he goes/Country garden in the wind and rain/Wherever he goes the people all complain…

Frankie Lymon is deserving, based on inlfluence and (brief) chart success. Nyro is deserving for her songwriting, frequently covered by others.

He should have a comeback….IN POG FORM!

Not the Cubs (which was awesome), and I'm indifferent to the Cavs (and the NBA in general), but #2 is definitely a bummer.

Pretty he's covered by "US Election."

Any hopes I had for Wisconsin were dashed a long time ago. We can't get rid of Walker, we reelected that asshat Ron Johnson, and voted for Goddamned Trump too.

OMG, I need one of those.

Done.

I wanna get physical, physical… I wanna get physical, let's get into physical!

YOU DAAAMN RIGHT!

THE A.V. CLUB

Wishful thinking, but, yeah. Here's hoping.

Not until Jan. 20. After that, look out.

Cool sandals? Equally cool robe?

He's right, y'know.

Nah nah nah-nah-nah, LEADER!

May the Tree of Life, along with The Force, be with Carrie and keep her strong.