"When you try so hard to make a 180-pivot on Assad, you end up denying the Holocaust"

Spicer just said that that, unlike Assad, Hitler never used chemical weapons.

It's solid. I really enjoyed the guitar riffs. I could see why they were a breath of fresh air in the early 2000s.

Film:
-Watched a 15th anniversary screening of Donnie Darko. I dug it! The easy satire of the Reagan era and the acting of Jake Gyllenhaal annoyed me, but I enjoyed the movie's general atmosphere. I might have like it more, but I guess I just don't have the right angst-y mindset. I don't really care to have much of the…

In France, both Marine Le Pen and the centrist Emmanuel Macron have been losing ground in the polls while the far-left candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon has been rising quite dramatically since the debates began. Once you add Fillon, then the race essentially becomes a four-way for the second round. It's pretty much…

Okay

We prefer to call ourselves freaks-adjacent, sir.

The evening in "Life Comes At You Fast" continues:
https://twitter.com/Mobute/…

I just remembered the time Amy Schumer scolded him :)

Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, David Duke, and Prison Planet guy have all come out against the strike. This is the ultimate example of the "life comes at you fast" moment.

I think it's because they think fundamentalist Islam will spread even more if Assad is taken out.

What's interesting is that the Bretibart/Infowars crowd are begging for Trump to not intensify things. If they're truly as big of an influence to Trump as people claim, this seems like it will be a good test.

Steve Bannon Calls Jared Kushner a 'Cuck' and 'Globalist' Behind His Back

The Internet has been bringing their A-game with this since yesterday:

So. Gorsuch's plagiarism scandal.

Fun fact: on Mad TV, it was Key who played Obama and not Peele.

In case we all die from nuclear hellfire tonight, I just wanna leave my goodbyes by saying that I think Mad TV should be re-evaluated as the artistic achievement that it was.

You've been very positive with your reviews lately!

HAHAHAHAHAHA OF COURSE WWE DID THAT

April 1 Adult Swim is the best Adult Swim.