He played really well in week 1 last year, too. As his former owner, I would just like to say: you've been warned.

Kevin Harlan gives a great radio play-by-play of an idiot running on the field during the Rams/49ers game:

Did they mention how much season four factored into their consistency grade?

Now, about the Chips Ahoys…

The AV Club's new food section, Supper Club, is live. Check it out now.

Peter Mayhew will #NeverForget

Community started to air in syndication on September 2013. Three years later, is Community still being played on sydication in your local area?

Al Qaeda also verbally endorsed McCain during the 2008 election.

The treatment Brock Turner's neighbors are giving him after his release reminds me of that Mr. Show sketch on sex offenders.

Her keeper choices have been approved!

My address is mj1599@aol.com.

For the keeper league, your last act as owner could be to tell me what your team's keepers should be?

It was a tough call, but I've decided on letting you take Megatron.

Would any CZ-er care to replace Affro as the 12th person on the board's non-keeper, 2016-only fantasy football league? The draft is scheduled for tomorrow at 5:30 p.m. ET.

That's fine.

Yo, Stingo and Affro!

No one seemed to object to me renewing their teams, so I'm gonna take that as a sign that they're still going to play. The only owner who doesn't post here regularly these days is Roobles, and I e-mailed him a reminder.

If you go on the Harambe Memorial CZ League page, your roster from last year should be visible. There should also be a "Keepers" link that you can press in order to choose your players.

Attention Keeper League Owners!

Apparently, Teddy Bridgewater's leg exploded on the field and his last rites were administered by the Vikings or something like that, I don't know. The reports coming out are really ominous.