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Not The Real Randy Jackson
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In 2012, our goal was to hit 100k by October 19th. Since this review posted, we've averaged about 200 comments per day. If we continue our 200 comment average, we will be able to reach 100k again by…October 16th? Damn, so close!

We're currently at 87,067 comments. If we average 227 comments a day from here on out, we can hit 100,000 comments on the four-year anniversary of the last time we reached the milestone.

Yes!

But will the real First Dude Bill make friendship bracelets, too?

You know which amendment people I like? 3rd Amendment people. Just a bunch of dudes hanging out, chillin', denying soldiers' request to quarter them and what not. Underrated, those 3rd Amendment people.

Let's all continue to be thankful that Starwipe no longer exists by reading O'Neal's in-depth investigation of potential candy-asses:

I've regularly seen Harambe jokes on social media throughout the summer.

It's been two months since Harambe the gorilla was tragically killed.

John Oliver and Stephen Colbert were joking about the possibility of Tim Kaine being forcibly stopped from playing a harmonica during his DNC speech.

Saturday night and getting turnt by watching old keynote speeches from the Democratic National Convention on C-SPAN!!!

While it was predictable for Stewart to go after FOX, Noah's lack of coverage of the network made this segment feel overdue. And, ohh, did I love me the righteousness!

The only people who are more comfortable than Ted Cruz at talking to people who are booing them are WWE villains.

A day before, the Cleveland Police Union chief is calling for John Kasich to suspend the state's open-carry laws during the convention.

It feels like whenever I tune in to a Fururama rerun on Comedy Central, the episode playing is most likely "Yo Leela Leela."

Ahhh, a reminder of Spazophie's list of hot Olympic athletes. That takes me back!

For the most part, I see Pokemon Go as a harmless activity that brings people joy. But there's a curmudgeon side in me that knows that they're going to have to get used to yet another new trend I wasn't prepared for, and therefore hates it. And just when I'm starting to warm up to Snapchat!