This is the only thing I care about regarding StarWipe.

Always good to hear of a remake that's better than the original!

Yes, I would.

Yeah, I thought of that time he yelled "April Fools!" about his Obamacare criticisms once it passed the 7 million enrollments goal, and how he could've done something similar to that (but funnier, with more fear).

If The Colbert Report was still around today, how do you think the Colbert character would've handled the rise of Trump? Would he have gone full Breitbart and be a huge supporter from the start? Would he have joined the Never Trump movement? Would he have gone against him in the beginning, only to support him once he…

I'm the opposite. Whenever I start getting my name remembered in restaurants I'm a regular in, I feel very uncomfortable. This is because I generally don't initiate a rapport with servers myself.

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Has Vox written anything new about it? I look towards Vox explainers as an indicator of everything that was culturally relevant from 2014 onward.

"Dad bods" was a serious topic of discussion last summer. Like, Vox wrote an explainer and everything.

This weekend marks the fifth year anniversary of the "For a Few Paintballs More" comments section beating the TV Club comment count record by passing the Lost finale.

I've never watched a Ghostbusters movie. The remake's female cast provokes no passionate feelings within me. Does this mean I have to quit the Internet now?

Letterboxd's graphics have gotten a lot more circular since I last logged in a month ago.

Important news bulletin: the complete Mr. Show is now available on HBO GO and HBO NOW.

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Accountancy.

Hey, everybody! I'm officially a college graduate now!

Aloha is good,
Aloha is great,
We surrender our will,
As of this date.

I miss him, too. He would occasionally do a random Gillian and Alison .gif dump, and I enjoyed that. He's probably just too busy with his mission working as an informant of the Russian mafia to post here.

Quoth the Evil Magnitude: "POP POP!"

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