I cannot believe I have known some of you people for five years. I still remember the "For a Few Paintballs More" review passing the Lost finale in comments like it was yesterday.

Of course.

You know that theory about us living in parallel universes based on how we write The Berenstain/Berenstein Bears? I'm starting to feel the same way about Hillary/Hilary Clinton.

Opinion: it is not a coincidence that Kanye came out with the new version of "Wolves" just as all the Tidal free trials from the release of Life of Pablo were expiring.

As an Illinoisian, I cannot remember the last time people cared about our primaries as much as they have this year.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯I like steaks that are well done.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love Saturdays

Agreed. It allowed him to go on cable news over the phone and play victim as the guy who wasn't allowed to exercise his First Amendment rights. It also feeds into conservatives' persecution complex. I wouldn't be surprised if this leads to a clean sweep on Tuesday's primaries.

Protestors cancelled a Donald Trump rally at UIC Pavilion, and a Bernie Sanders rally took place two miles from my parents' home. Makes me wish that I was in Chicago this evening.

Sally Field just made out with Colbert, too. A day after Mirren. This is a thing now, I guess?

It would certainly be the biggest primary upset in recent memory that I can think of. The only other upset that comes to mind is Clinton's New Hampshire victory over Obama in '08, but I'm pretty sure that Obama's advantages in the polls then weren't as large as Clinton's going into Michigan tonight.

Holy hell, Sanders may actually win Michigan.

It's low 50s and sunny outside where I am—probably my favorite kind of weather. So, I'm doing fine.

Feature films:
1. Bonnie and Clyde (1967) (oooOOOoooo)
2. Burn After Reading (2008)
3. Angels with Dirty Faces (1938)
4. Badlands (1973) (rewatch)
5. Gilda (1946)
6. Lenny (1974)
7. Killing Them Softly (2012) (rewatch)
8. White Heat (1949)
9. The Usual Suspects (1995)
10. Key Largo (1948)
11. The Merchant of Four Seasons (1971)
12…

Dustin Lance Black ain't having Sam Smith's bullshit

Earlier today, I thought of how reminiscent the weather outside me was to a Sunday afternoon last mid-October. A couple hours later, I checked this board on my cellphone, and for some reason the recent comments on newest first was from four months ago, back in mid-October.

With all the praise that its most recent episode is getting, I would like to recommend that everyone catch-up on Black-ish. It's in the category of network sitcoms that aren't transcendent, but still deliver smart and funny episodes on a regular basis.

It's one of my few (19/656) 5-star ratings on Letterboxd. Mike Nichols's direction is brilliant.

And Now: a (Passive-Aggressive) PSA

Mad Men may have lost out on #1 again, but it was the only series to make it onto the top ten in all four years that we have done this. On three of those lists, it even placed in the top three (#3 in 2012, #2 in 2014, and #2 in 2015). Great run.