One Last Reminder

33 hours left.

Probably not, but it's amazing television nonetheless. The crowd is being Apollo Theater-level brutal.

Shit's gonna get real in the Senate, now.

Mathematically, no. But include it anyway. Fuck it.

Only Three Days Left!

Fun fact: the director of Spotlight also acted as the bad, fabricating newspaperman in season five of The Wire.

But he did star in Jello pudding pop ads! What was so inaccurate about that?

It has its aesthetic bright sides, I will give you that.

Clint Eastwoods Chair is an inanimate object, and therefore does not require food for sustenance.

What? I needed a new gimmick account! Bill Cosby Caricature was retired, due to some….unfortunate circumstances.

I did not realize until now that those two words could mean different things. Just pick any type of song from last year.

ATTENTION, PROCRASTINATORS!

Why you asking me for? I did not write it!

Corporation Wants Media Company Making Branded Entertainment To Just Have Fun With It

Breaking: Most awful candidate defeats 2nd most awful candidate in GOP Iowa caucus (or is it the other way around?)

Go Team Venture!

Oh my God, you guys! I just got Narrator's reference at the start of all his movie reviews!!!!

2016 is showing no mercy. My goodness.

I'm so jealous, Affro, I wanna murder you!