Erotic stuff.

Biden Huddling With Closest Advisers on Whether to Spend 200 Bucks on Scorpion Tickets

The projected CZ fantasy football standings at nearly the 1/3-way mark of the regular season:

Would anyone please link me to the new chat site before? I have only been in it twice.

My Belated September 2015 Movie Viewing Rankings

Attn. Illinois CZ-ers: the full schedule for this year's Chicago International Film Festival has been released.

Yes, but I believe April should have 31 days, so I do not recognize May 1st.

The first season ended in April 2014. This year, the Emmys recognized shows from June 2014 to May 2015.

It was not eligible.

Modern Family has been completely shut-out so far. In other words, it's a good start for the Emmys.

Movies: The Third Man, The 400 Blows, Rear Window, Man with a Movie Camera, There Will Be Blood

Today, I remembered that "Layla" was a song that exists. This isn't a dig at the song, just a way of saying that I had completely blanked it out of my mind and forgotten of its existence for about three years prior to hearing the unplugged version on the radio. Also, after hearing the song on the radio, I thought to…

/pours 40 out for my homeboy CEC

the weirdest is….people on the Internet…..who type on comment sections…..with………..ellipses it makes no sense i mean why do you need the….dramatic pause

I'm really liking the types of guests that Colbert is bringing on The Late Show so far, but I hope he takes it a step further. I hope he someday decides to pull a Dick Cavett/Craig Ferguson and just interview a single guest throughout the hour. Maybe he could even put that interview on Friday nights, when he'll…

I'm projected to finish 12-1. This could only mean that all of my best players will get season-ending injuries by week 5.

As a Gronk owner, hearing the news that Brady was no longer suspended made me react like Churchill hearing that the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.

Would someone mind linking me the chatroom, though?

I won't! Just be sure to choose your three keepers by the end of the night if you haven't already.

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