That is one lying motherfucker.

There are not that many people these days who speak like Walter Brennan, and this saddens me.

I liked Lebron James less than you did, not because of him (although his lack of acting experience showed), but because the main joke of "here's the rom-com best friend, but this time it's Lebron James!" got stale. John Cena, on the other hand, was great.

On Saturday, I watched Trainwreck. It started out promising, but ended up too predictable and formulaic for my liking. Still laughed quite a bit, though. Also, I didn't realize that Tilda Swinton was in the movie until the closing credits revealed her name. I guess I just never assumed she could be that tan in a movie.

Actually, that honor goes to the New Years Ball scene from Travelling Players.

1. Night and Fog (1955)
2. The Travelling Players (1975)
3. Meek's Cutoff (2011)
4. Letter from an Unknown Woman (1948)
5. A Moment of Innocence (1996)
6. The Last Days of Disco (1998)
7. Amy (2015)
8. Harakiri (1962)
9. A Matter of Life and Death (!946)
10. Opening Night (1977)
11. The Color of Pomegranates (1969)
12. Five…

I watched the movie having only been exposed to Wallace through a couple of his magazine pieces and his famous interview with Charlie Rose. I enjoyed the Linklater feel to the movie, and Jason Segel did a fine job. I would've liked it more, too, except I didn't care for the parts solely focusing on Lipsky.

I saw The End of the Tour at Ebertfest in April. It is good.

Apparently, all of my cousins that I tried to convince in watching Community during the season 3 hiatus eventually did and became fans. Huzzah!

And now we just got closer.

Key & Peele will come to an end after this season

Remember that time I periodically used a gimmick account called Bill Cosby Caricature, just so I could type "PUDDING POPS" in all caps? Boy, that sure turned from stupid to seriously unfunny really, really…really fast!

Showtime won't count because I told Nielsen that I don't have the channel. Also, network channels can count.

I can put down that I watched tonight's 1 a.m. repeat of the episode.

Sure!

I have been meaning to catch up on that.

Done.

As a loyal viewer myself, that is already taken care of.

What makes you think I already haven't?

If you are a US resident, what cable programs did you watch live on TV and/or DVR in the past week that you would like for someone to list on their Nielsen TV viewing diary? What channel/day/time was it on? Programs on Showtime, Starz, Cinemax or Epix do not count.