"That'll learn him to bust my tomater."
"Work was hard, so we quit."
"And if Bart gets a wollipop, I want a wollipop."

I like stories.

I like stories.

That guy is my favorite Springfield resident. I miss him.

That guy is my favorite Springfield resident. I miss him.

I don't see the new ones that often, but it seems to me they're more and more reluctant to reference their early history. I believe the current season has an episode where Bart revisits five previous love interests, but they don't go back to include the likes of Laura Powers or Jessica Lovejoy. Maybe the current…

I don't see the new ones that often, but it seems to me they're more and more reluctant to reference their early history. I believe the current season has an episode where Bart revisits five previous love interests, but they don't go back to include the likes of Laura Powers or Jessica Lovejoy. Maybe the current…

GET OFF MY PLANE

GET OFF MY PLANE

A sight Conan O'Brien knows all too well.

A sight Conan O'Brien knows all too well.

PIKIDIS!!

PIKIDIS!!

The medium is the message.

The medium is the message.

Good god, she's old enough that she only had to turn on the radio for empathy when her parents didn't understand her.

Good god, she's old enough that she only had to turn on the radio for empathy when her parents didn't understand her.

Thanks to the dutiful hourly efforts of classic rock radio, I immediately thought of "Hotel California".

Thanks to the dutiful hourly efforts of classic rock radio, I immediately thought of "Hotel California".

He had a very useful tune regarding the food pyramid that I reference to this day.