This is really funny. He does kind of have a "blank slate" look to him. Like a stock photo.

This is really funny. He does kind of have a "blank slate" look to him. Like a stock photo.

I actually have a correct forum to say YOU GO GLENN COCO

I actually have a correct forum to say YOU GO GLENN COCO

Based off your interaction, I'd just like to observe that the AV club has the most civil internet comment section ever.

Based off your interaction, I'd just like to observe that the AV club has the most civil internet comment section ever.

That's been in my mind lately too. The man needs his box of cigars and stack of mystery novels.

That's been in my mind lately too. The man needs his box of cigars and stack of mystery novels.

I would also respectfully suggest Bernadette Peters.

I would also respectfully suggest Bernadette Peters.

"Kenny J & The Foxx" sounds like a great morning DJ pairing.

"Kenny J & The Foxx" sounds like a great morning DJ pairing.

Yeah, I'm going to make it a point to stop saying "for her age" because it sounds a little more backhanded than I mean it.

Yeah, I'm going to make it a point to stop saying "for her age" because it sounds a little more backhanded than I mean it.

Christie Brinkley is 58? You know what, good for her, she looks great for her age. Maybe she'll join Susan Sarandon in the list of women who age super well.

Christie Brinkley is 58? You know what, good for her, she looks great for her age. Maybe she'll join Susan Sarandon in the list of women who age super well.

Damnnn Jerry! You fell in the river for a burrito?

Damnnn Jerry! You fell in the river for a burrito?

I heard he made a Tom Hanks-esque wish to be big and that's why he's so well-endowed.

I heard he made a Tom Hanks-esque wish to be big and that's why he's so well-endowed.