"don't trust the bacon" and "tending to women's piggies"

This article is very Onion-esque.

Oh shit, I can't think of that movie without laughing.

Thank you. This more along the lines of country music I remember from growing up in the 70s. We had a 45 of Henson Cargill's "Skip A Rope" that I used to play over and over, to the consternation of my mom. Not exactly funky, but the lyrics give a real, clear-eyed look at a certain kind of family values.

Let me sleep on it.

Don, fair enough, but accepted usage prevails in this case:

Will you scratch his name on your arm with a fountain pen?

You knew what he meant. And it actually means what he meant:
"informal (of a person) not disconcerted; unperturbed."

Nah, I'd agree that it's saccharine. It whitewashes too much of what being a child is actually like. It's like watching someone with their eyes closed and their ears plugged, going "la la la la". Even as a kid I could see that, and I knew it wasn't a message I could swallow.
I preferred books to TV anyway.

Well, just let me check my wallet…

I'm a Juan Tanamera, myself.

Fint skott.

- Snygg passning.

Cud. His friend is a strict bovine.

I didn't get the sour sweaty musk part. Was it the pickles?

Or the Dum Dum Girls in a good mood.

Love both Cheap Trick and Big Star/AC. But this is how it always goes — the performer gets the credit for the recording, and the songwriter gets songwriting credit. Happens all the time, not sure this slights Big Star/Alex Chilton in any way.

Love both Cheap Trick and Big Star/AC. But this is how it always goes — the performer gets the credit for the recording, and the songwriter gets songwriting credit. Happens all the time, not sure this slights Big Star/Alex Chilton in any way.

Surely you mean earworm, not earwig.

I still think this one is best
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