I seem to recall that in an early season one episode that Jack said that within five years they'd all either be working for Kenneth or dead by his hand. Interestingly enough, after five years it would appear that Kenneth has the kind of managerial style to run NBC under Cabletown.

Yeah, I want a voice activated TV too. Only it should switch to Jersey Shore when I say "crap."

In fairness, I'm pretty certain that Zack based that line on the history of Fatty Arbuckle.

30 Rock does not have shippers. But most of its fans do have a half-written script for Tracy Jordan's porno version of Liz Lemon's life on our computers.

Bacon-wrapped Shrimp.

Putting Glasses on a Hot Chick Doesn't Make Her Ugly
While this is a common enough TV trope, it really bothered me in this episode. As someone else posted, "If Eliza Dushku is good enough for Rick Fox, so it Bernadette." Seeing Wolowitz pretend that an aging professor is out of the league of his very cute girlfriend…

Generally the biggest problems with SNL skits are that they run too long. I could see how spending thousands of dollars on every set might create pressure on the writers to stretch out the length of the more expensive skits just so the show can get its money's worth out of it.

And Sudeikis' Glenn Beck.

Just like Sudeikis' Joe Biden.

Nothing could be sweller than banging Sarah Michelle Geller.

Maybe you're just getting old. Kelly Bundy was much stupider and a much bigger whore than the older daughter on Modern Family. Kelly's promiscuity on Married with Children was a huge running joke while there is little evidence that the girl on Modern Family has ever gone beyond first base.

Wall E Gator on the other hand had to suffer in the closet for years.

"We are out of Bort license plates. Repeat, we are out of Bort license plates.

I'm Almost 40
And I want to be just like Manny when I grow up.

Nothing Forced About This Sentimentality
They earned it by putting each other through hell in order to get back together. The group hit rock bottom in this episode letting tensions which had been building all season long explode. It was only then, that the sentimentality trickled out. Everybody was half-naked and…

In the season finale, Michael is diagnosed with CancerAIDS and has to quit.

Nerd!

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You know I thought that was The Masturbating Bear who lost his job when Conan got the Tonight Show.

I've always assumed the "hottest girl on campus" that Abed made out with was the hot brunette in Jeff's Billiards class. And I think that the redheaded dude that's harassing Abed is the baby's father. I'm not sure how Abed got involved with the redheaded dude and the pregnant girl but maybe we'll find out at some…