The best was when she learned that POTUS was getting True Detective episodes in advance, and she tweeted that the President has seen her boobs. :)

Even better, all these suit-wearing, samurai-sword-and-machine-gun-toting Yakuza drive around in Rice Rockets. And, there'll be like 20 of them, but only 3 Rice Rockets. It's like a clown car Rick Rocket.

I'm sorry, but walking up to a total stranger, slapping an inert grenade into their hands, and then pulling the pin and walking away is something that would get you A. Arrested or B. Getting The Shit Beaten Out of You or C. Both and A and B. C'mon NYPD.

To be fair, Hoy'ts girl is Ashley Hinshaw.

Holy Wayne takes PayPal and the Feds still can't find him?

So please tell me that Rachel Brosnahan gets nekkid in Manhattan.

I need someone to do an Alan Alda biopic, because Justin Theroux has his voice down, dead on.

Way back in the 90s, Mark A. Altman went on a book tour his Trek history at the time (Captains' Logs) and I was one of only two people who showed up at the University Bookstore in Seattle. It was a tad bit awkward, but it let me chat with him an hour, as I was a huge fan of his TNG season-end writeups in…

This show sure doesn't act like it only has 4 episodes left in its entire run.

Wasn't it only about 3-4 days prior that the town got ambushed at a nighttime party and had a ton of people kidnapped and killed? And now they're throwing another nighttime party?

Everyone saw that ending a mile away, but my hope is that $160K buys plenty of Semtex!!!

The tragedy is that Monopoly is so damn popular in the first place. It's a TERRIBLE board game.

They were taken by illegals. THANKS OBAMA

Sean Bean and Lena Headey were submitted as leads in Season 1, but the actors have all submitted as supporting since then.

How in the name of Sweet Baby Jesus did Downton get nominated for Best Drama again?????

Yeah, the feeling is Emmy's Best Drama is the equivalent of Oscar's Best Picture (they are both, respectively, the final awards announced each year), whereas Best Miniseries is sort of like Best Short Animated Film on the prestige ladder. True Detective wants the bragging rights, while American Horror knows it can't…

True Story: I delivered newspapers to the Laura Palmer house in Monroe. One day, I came upon a bunch of trucks and guys setting up lights outside it and had no idea what was going on. I just worked my around them and dropped the paper off on the porch. Months later, I'm watching Twin Peaks debut on ABC and I recognize…

If there's no reference to TURKISH HEAVY in this reboot, it is an instant, absolute failure.

It took me hours to remember that was not-Nora, as well.

This show is a real train wreck. It's like the showrunners have an idea, but they don't commit to fully exploring what that idea would actually mean. If America (and the world) were basically under siege from packs of crazy vampires, then start having people act like it. But, instead, they're throwing goddamn outdoor…