How do you stop a giant asteroid?
With a giant tube of Preparation H. Obviously.

That thing is an abomination in the eyes of Ronald McDonald. Ties for "most heinous McDonald's 'sandwich' of all time" with the McGriddle, Micky D's attempt at a breakfast sammie mash-up of a Grand Slam, complete with — blurp!, I think I just puked in my mouth a little — a syrup infused bun designed to replicate…

Have no fear, herc. You're married with a five-year-old. Ergo, you're automatically exempt from hipsterdouchebaggery.

When chick Transformers touch dude Transformers' testiclites, they go "ding!"