You're a hero

I'm more shocked that they're making a Bayonetta movie than hearing Cobie Smothers (?!) is playing her.

or The Cape

His Marvel power rankings has his combat skills at a 4, roughly just behind Nick Fury. I would love to have seen Patton Oswalt beat up a hundred dudes while talking about Call of Duty.

I don't even super hate disqus, but lord have mercy sometimes I just want to write a "haha" here and there and you have to go through unlimited fury just so dikachu can downvote you.

Maybe she'll die off-screen too.

Preach me some more truf, AV CLUB'S AGENT OF H.E.L.L.Y.E.A.H.

Yeah, you think you can just log out on the weird disqus login popup, but that is a lie told by the devil to trap us with the dinosaurs and the quiet riots reading the comments and upvoting comments as guests. (Because sometimes logging in is the hardest part)

Agent Skullcrush Nazilover

I enjoy Skye more as time goes on, especially now that she's a person and not a keyboard and tech lingo. I really like how she's playing Ward right now. I don't know what her plan is, but I'm along for it. Also, agreed on Ward. Agent Gridiron Flintlock Manyguns is 100 thousand times more entertaining now that he's not…

I agree with you on the running scene not being used to it's maximum potential as possibly the coolest thing ever. I don't think it's a microcosm of the show itself, but certainly something along the lines of "the people running this don't quite seem to understand moving pictures all the way"

It's okay to just not like a thing. I forgive you.

A couple things: One, why do SHIELD reviews take such an ungodly amount of time to get written up? Two, does AV Club randomly log other people in and out of disqus? Is it just me? I never know if I'm going to be in or out on any given moment. Sometimes I have to log out two or five times then log back in just as many…

I like Molly, and disagree violently with Zach from time to time but I still like his reviews. I do think AV Club TV reviews peaked with Steve Heisler's "I can't believe this is my life" writings on Heroes.

I never understood the appeal

As long as it's not Donna Bowman I am A-Okay

Really, why the hell is it always like 3 AM EST before this gets posted?

Can there be something on this site Todd doesn't review plz thanks

I think the fact that someone has said the words "Vintage AD" is funnier than the whole episode

I love you.