Hopper spending about half his screentime chainsawing the supports in an dilapidated funhouse while screaming "BRING IT DOWN TO HELL" and nobody notices him = pure movie gold

"You have to RUN! Soccer is a game of RUNNING! If it were a game of STANDING AROUND as you seem to think it is, we wouldn't need SHOES! We could just wear SOCKS! Or go barefoot."

"You have to RUN! Soccer is a game of RUNNING! If it were a game of STANDING AROUND as you seem to think it is, we wouldn't need SHOES! We could just wear SOCKS! Or go barefoot."

this reinforces my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff

this reinforces my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff

What did he do to deserve Guys with Kids?

What did he do to deserve Guys with Kids?

Beavis and Butt-head killed college rock

Beavis and Butt-head killed college rock

okay but what were you doing before you heard the news

okay but what were you doing before you heard the news

you forgot something very very important

you forgot something very very important

the movie's so bad it can't even fail properly

the movie's so bad it can't even fail properly

might be alone here, McGuirk as Brendon's representative is the highlight of season one for me

might be alone here, McGuirk as Brendon's representative is the highlight of season one for me

tl;dr

tl;dr

but everyone knows Taco Bell wins the Franchise Wars