love how we're supposed to get weepy that they don't just hand orphans over to sociopaths

(not Dax)

"'Skrreean'? Really? That’s just 'Skreean' with a canonical typo"

more like a wiener speech

there is no "if" about it, it is the most successful new comedy of the season and CBS renewed it last month

spoken like one who is unaware of the illustrious politicians of Meghalaya, India

but that's exactly what happened with Red Cliff, even the running times of the two versions (4 1/2-hour original, 2 1/2-hour international) are almost exactly the same

the original 4 1/2-hour Seediq Bale is split into two parts, which were released a couple of weeks apart in Taiwan (and are also available separately on DVD, which is ridiculous since they're patently just two halves of one long movie)

only the unrated version uses "blowjob," another example of an unrated version fucking up a perfectly good joke

JOHN BONHAM'S PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL!

it's going to be a direct adaptation of the recent stage version (same cast and all), which is apparently pretty terrible

I truly appreciate the symmetry of Brule's fantasy dad being a giant and his fantasy baby being a little person

new season 3 theme leaked

"Rob Lowe went to my high school. We kicked him out. Because he's a big pussy." -Robert Pollard

why Disqus solved the spam problem of course, what do you think happened

meant Lieberstein, don't know how Schur's name popped up in there

oh yeah and if they're serious about the reboot thing, the season should end with Angry Andy burning down the entire building (and punching a wall)

remember how they tried to pretend in the last episode that Nellie was an actual human being with actual human feelings? they sure dropped that fast, just as well since nobody bought it anyways

SPOILERS, I GUESS

Tiny Furniture was picked up by IFC and got commercial runs even in second-/third-/nth-tier markets like St. Louis and Raleigh, I wish Hong could get that kind of distribution