he learned drive-thru etiquette from Super Dave

Holla (holla)
McDonald's Big N' Tasty Burger is a dolla

b-b-but the New York Times told me she was the Leader of Hip-Hop, how am I supposed to know what's cool with all these mixed signals going around

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."

"the only David Lynch-directed video you’re probably going to see for a while"

uh excuse me, the context here clearly calls for the accusative plural "anos"

also Frontline ("Breaking News" in the U.S.), which was basically the Australian prototype of The Newsroom

John Carter is in week 4 and still on 2400 screens, if The Hunger Games isn't on 600 screens by week 6 (still enough to qualify as wide release) then I'd be pretty surprised

especially since the terrible character design gives you no visual evidence of it

Clark Gregg as Phil Colson, who came up with that one

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus I don't know if they hired Dershowitz for the Bully appeal, but they definitely hired him for Clerks and then again for Kids, when he gave the world this gem of a quote:

1) love quadrangle (rectangle?)

"develop the idea"

Should the AV Club feel bad about using the past to troll the present?

that's nothing, I routinely get notifications from three or more months ago

Sex Bomb is the greatest song of the '80s

an old friend of mine has a longstanding plan to get tattoos on both deltoids of Lenny and Carl in their cherub forms from "The Last Temptation of Homer"

don't forget the new Bill Kurtis narration that ridiculously tries to pretend the whole thing is actually a sequel, including the first half with all the alternate takes and some of the exact same lines

yeah, at one time I was actually proud I saw the first Austin Powers in the theater, because it didn't do that well theatrically and I was all like "I was into Austin Powers before it was cool"

the Spider-Man 3 stuff in Knocked Up is painful