Magnet does this all the time, see also Bronson, Rubber, Ong-Bak 2, Red Cliff, etc. etc.

"His real name doesn't even appear on the call sheet."

"Avery Brooks' overacting"

also this:

once again the Grammys' dance category ignores booty house, I blame racism

wait so this is just now coming out in the U.S.?

Sundance is neither artsy nor fartsy, the Rotterdam festival starts a week later if that's what you want

he was probably saving that for the sequel, shame it got canceled

today's challenge: guess which of these are real movies and which are parodies of archetypal Sundance films

um excuse me that is literally the best thing in the entire Bible, especially in the New Living Translation where the kids say "go away baldy"

the bigger-budget studio schlock might've been Tower Heist — they wanted to release it to VOD (for $60 a pop) a couple of weeks after the theatrical release, but the theaters freaked out and the plan was canceled

the people writing the Simpsons now weren't allowed to stay up that late then

dont have a cow man

I tried that at an actual show once, naturally he just did his really loud hacking-cough thing and kept on going

the reported box office was fine, it made $13,000 per screen on opening weekend which was quite good for the time and the number of screens (46) on which it opened

it's also the only reason the U.S. exists in anything resembling its post-18th century form

that is weak advice, there were four states in 2000 (besides Florida) that Gore came closer to winning than Tennessee and any one of them would've put him over the top

sign my petition to re-cancel Futurama

I'd stop them from canceling House of Buggin, just because

actually the entire reason Touch of Evil has both the Academy and widescreen versions is because there's no consensus on which one the filmmakers preferred — almost anyone seeing it in 1958 would've seen it in widescreen and it looks just fine that way, but the full-frame version looks better than the usual unmatted…