did you mention that Cheryl Hines was under 40 when the show began

"He was insufferable."

Bebe's Kids

Family Guy with the cutaways removed is almost poignant for how everyone's wacky allusions to movies/cartoons/music videos/past incidents fail to provoke any reaction whatsoever, because they're all so dead inside

I think Chris Morris saw it coming, he played "Good Day" on his Radio 1 show (the dirty version IIRC, by "accident") and then went into a spiel about how adorable Ice Cube actually is and how all the kids in his neighborhood probably call him "Uncle Cube"

"Black people were enslaved for centuries, tens of decades even!"

"Okay, if you two ain't cops, then I want you…to give him a prostate exam! Right now!"
"I still don't see how that proved we weren't cops."

"If he dies, let it be on your conscience."
"So I'm not gonna get in any real trouble if he dies."

"I'm going to drink myself to death right here in this hotel room, at this second, right now, watch"

especially you, Diablo Cody

"That is one of our best episodes, written by probably our best writer, Jason Mantzoukas."

"If you're really 13, you'll know what they call the Jonas brother who isn't in the band."
"The Bonus Jonas."
"Miley Cyrus has a tattoo under her left breast. What does it say?"
"'Just Breathe.'"
"Who sang 'Night Moves'?"
"Bob Seger…wait, I mean Justin Bieber…what's 'Night Moves'?"

Roald Dahl was a Nazi, FACT

six seasons and a movie lol

someone familiar with MLB rules, please outline the situations in which nobody could win the World Series (short of "terrorist attack results in cancellation")

why no love for Rotterdam Extreme Maximum Terror Attack Force Alpha?

I'm not watching anything with a semicolon in the title, jesus christ

also nice failed firstie, ASSHOLE

they're both terrible

this show has already failed