A brilliant writer and singer. No other band I can think of has such a perfect run of three albums as The Divine Comedy with Liberation, Promenade and Casanova.

Stephen!

The Monkees' 'Porpoise Song' is as much of a classic as any other selection they've made…

When will Hollywood give Sweet Clam the sexy kids he demands?

"They were all bad."

That kid was a flipping great movie kid. Possibly the best movie kid ever. And I loved Tony's trope-busting dismissals of him - Shane Black's writing is really great in those scenes.

It made me think of Without a Clue, in which Sherlock Holmes is an actor employed by Dr Watson in order to sell his stories. Holmes is Michael Caine, and Watson is… Ben Kingsley!

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

Yes yes yes yes yes.

I thought it looked pretty 80s. Definitely bold, modern and a clear leap ahead of Peggy's.

I'm calling Margery, with the crossbow, in front of the throne.

I really liked this despite the hackneyed climax - the rest of the movie had ideas, was beautiful, had a terrific performance from Andrea Riseborough, and was genuinely thrilling in places. Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise, but this is the kind of Tom Cruise I like a lot - the sort of Tom Cruise that feels like he's trying…

I think "Sally" didn't kill Jack and what she thought was Julia because "Sally" was ultimately a manager. If Julia and Jack could be a more "effective team" than Jack and Victoria then she could potentially begin replacing Victorias with Julias in other zones.

And anywhere south of Watford, and also Watford.

Hemel is the name of a shitty and deeply unsexual town near me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik….

I would very much like to feel her breath on my face, her body close to me.

The fundamental question is, will he be as effective as a doorman like the doorman from Girls was? And he will be, even more so. But until he is, it's going to be hard to verify that he thinks he'll be more effective.

Even hammered and bewildered, Don's wit embarrasses the others. Only Roger is funnier.

Holy steaming Sondheim, that's good work.

I think you're mixing up McHattie with British actor Tim McInnery. I am now imagining McHattie in Blackadder and McInnery in A History of Violence.