partdavid - once there's piss in it, it's yours.

Seconded. It's a goofy, funny soap opera with gore, sex and monsters. It would be brilliant if it was in any way meaningful in addition, but it doesn't have to be to be entertaining.

Seconded. It's a goofy, funny soap opera with gore, sex and monsters. It would be brilliant if it was in any way meaningful in addition, but it doesn't have to be to be entertaining.

I laugh every time I drive over the Severn Bridge. In either direction.

I laugh every time I drive over the Severn Bridge. In either direction.

Cast it!

I don't know about that - for decades Spidey has been appearing in other heroes books, and they in his. Marvel Team-Up, that was a thing. Spidey's guilt and anxiety about his secret identity kept him apart rather than any deficiencies as a team player.

Kristen Schaal. Hollywood, this must happen.

The first five minutes of Suspiria are probably the least boring in all of cinema. Turn it up and try again.

Also has Ron in investigative journalist mode, running 25 feet up a driveway to someone's door, and being unable to get a question out.

The trailer for Neighbourhood Watch reveals that slim Jonah will be with us over the summer, at least.

I imagine it's Mandrake, Flash Gordon, The Phantom and Lothar in sombre mood, trying to convince each other that Defenders of the Earth really happened.

When migraine strikes.

You know what? Kristen Wiig.

He dead.

I think you'll enjoy Arrietty then, it's full of moments like that. I think all the best Ghibli films deal with kids, and particularly young and teenaged girls, in the most heartfelt and subtle ways.

1. My Neighbour Totoro
2. Kiki's Delivery Service
3. Laputa Castle in the Sky
4. Nausicaa Valley of the Wind
5. Porco Rosso

I think he'll be back. Dujardin got his start in sketch comedy in France and is a natural fit, but is probably way too busy to give a whole week over to SNL right now. Before the end of the year, I'd guess.

I, Ron Maiden.