In news that is completely unrelated, the Legend of Korra was renewed for an additional 26 episodes! I don't know where that Newswire could possibly be.

If a handsome man tearjerks and no one hears it, did he waste $700 on tearjerking lessons at Dylan McDermott's unaccredited acting school?

If a handsome man tearjerks and no one hears it, did he waste $700 on tearjerking lessons at Dylan McDermott's unaccredited acting school?

or maybe "Beauty and the Beast" in which Blanche tries to live vicariously through her granddaughter in a pageant.

or maybe "Beauty and the Beast" in which Blanche tries to live vicariously through her granddaughter in a pageant.

I don't think Anne is since she is in The Dark Knight Returns.

I don't think Anne is since she is in The Dark Knight Returns.

I watched this when it first premiered through alternate means. Sevigny was amazing and the eldest irritatingly one note, but I especially enjoyed the scene where Sevigny just slits this guy's throat. You just see her watch the family leave, she walks in, and does her job with no further mention. It was amazing.

I watched this when it first premiered through alternate means. Sevigny was amazing and the eldest irritatingly one note, but I especially enjoyed the scene where Sevigny just slits this guy's throat. You just see her watch the family leave, she walks in, and does her job with no further mention. It was amazing.

@avclub-f4888b3756a0441297315c4198242f8d:disqus Holy crap, yes. Jessica Lange is perfect.

@avclub-f4888b3756a0441297315c4198242f8d:disqus Holy crap, yes. Jessica Lange is perfect.

Ooh, Faye Dunaway and Sally Field or Ellen Burstyn would be incredibly good.

Ooh, Faye Dunaway and Sally Field or Ellen Burstyn would be incredibly good.

I'm pretty disappointed too. Interestingly enough, most of them are from my former church and private Christian school. I thought I could at least count on them to be outraged here.

I'm pretty disappointed too. Interestingly enough, most of them are from my former church and private Christian school. I thought I could at least count on them to be outraged here.

He has 23,371, 291 fans on facebook… 22 of which are my friends. I dislike them very strongly.

He has 23,371, 291 fans on facebook… 22 of which are my friends. I dislike them very strongly.

I'm thinking Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep, possibly Helen Mirren. A Death Becomes Her spiritual successor, or drag Olivia and Joan out of retirement. Real dream- Angela Lansbury and Julie Andrews play against type.

I'm thinking Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep, possibly Helen Mirren. A Death Becomes Her spiritual successor, or drag Olivia and Joan out of retirement. Real dream- Angela Lansbury and Julie Andrews play against type.

"WHERE'S RYAN?" cried the masses.