Ah, okay, totally unrelated to anything going on here, but the other day I was walking my dog in a cemetery and came upon a grave with the last name "Bumpus" on it and, no lie, there was an engraving of a dog on it.

The question is, Phel, do I start watching Sons of Anarchy or do I start watching Breaking Bad season 3 since everyone keeps telling me it's the best thing that has ever happened to television?

Cera, Rogen, Segel, Rudd: Ghostbusters 3: Going to Apatown.

Didn't Back to the Future III come out within a few months of the Back to the Future II? I remember, vaguely, that being a big deal when I was a kid obsessed with the first Back to the Future.

::Throws up in mouth a little::

Baiter's gonna bait.

It's like there's no God or something.

::Slams $5 bill on the table::

Hey Knox, Hendricks is perfect just the way she is, and I'd bet dollars to donuts lugging those fun bags around has given her a legitimately toned, yet feminine and very hot stomach, so go fuck yourself for slurring her good form/name.

First of all, it's pronounced 'Merica, and secondofly I'm pretty sure the entire cast is from Tehran.

Seth Meyer's quit? Huh.

I just watched the trailer and it didn't look horrible, but it didn't look not-horrible either. So I'm torn, but I'll watch it anyway. The is a healthy amount of Serafinowicz involved; which makes it worthwhile.

You know Bateman is going to show up at some point.

He's 72 years old for God's sake! What did you expect?

I'm nervous about this. Not that I think it will fail or be bad, but that it could never possibly live up to my expectations; which have been brewing since I read about this last year.

You don't? Ok, I'll take a crack at explaining it:

MST3K has been doing a lot of talking to me lately. Netflix watch instantly has brought it all back to me.

Joe Don Baker and Hoyt Axton spring to mind.

The great douche-bag debate continues to rage on, I see.