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A camrip? C'mon AVC, you're better than this.

Batman is cooler: There's something about that weird loner who dresses in black and lives in his parents' basement surrounded by computers that I find very relatable.

The second chapter of a series that serves as a prelude to a beloved film is set ten years after the first one? I don't see how that could go wrong!

Urge to kill… rising.

That was Mr. Hilter from Minehead. Completely unrelated person.

You know who also got millions of followers, won an Oscar for best actress and made a lot of money?

3D glasses?

Serious question: Is the header image an actual still from the movie? Because I remember it looking way better than it does here.

Exec 1: This Star Wars film is doing very well and it stars a girl. Perhaps we should greenlight more projects with wom…
Exec 2: Not so fast! People were tricked! They thought the main guy was the black dude!
Exec 1: So, we should have more people of color as protagonists?
Exec 2: Not so fast! I'm a horrible racist and

Only the finest of artists can craft an all-ages space taxation dispute.

No, AV Club! Referencing a joke sarcastically is still making use of that joke as a crutch!

What?! How can they vote when it has been scientifically proven that their uterine vapors interfere with the logical processes inside their pretty little heads?

Woah there young lady, I hope you got permission to buy those tickets from your tutor / father / husband / other masculine figure of authority.

They are so dense. Every single comment of them has so little going on.

Star Wars Time
C'mon grab your droid
We'll go real near the outer rim

Still not interested.

To me the most memorable parts about the prequels were audience reactions when I watched them in the cinema.

To use a Bondism, I suppose you guys are trying your best not to Dissolve into oblivion.

This sounds like the kind of show Mr Peanutbutter would host.

You'd lose that bet.