Man, when Tucker is so diabolically competent, a no small part of me roots for him to win, even if I know he's about to annihilate someone's soul.

Man, when Tucker is so diabolically competent, a no small part of me roots for him to win, even if I know he's about to annihilate someone's soul.

Don't worry, you will also die one day.

Don't worry, you will also die one day.

Thanks for not updating this newswire with the NBC ratings after substracting football.

Thanks for not updating this newswire with the NBC ratings after substracting football.

I cried during About a boy… the soundtrack.

I cried during About a boy… the soundtrack.

It’s an all new comedy Thursday on NBC! With that mockumentary whose existence we
barely acknowledge and the airtime we have reserved for whatever Lorne Michaels
wants to do next, regardless of its ratings! While in a new Office, what’s
making Jim mug to the camera?! It might probably be a nude Erin! Or another
crazy…

It’s an all new comedy Thursday on NBC! With that mockumentary whose existence we
barely acknowledge and the airtime we have reserved for whatever Lorne Michaels
wants to do next, regardless of its ratings! While in a new Office, what’s
making Jim mug to the camera?! It might probably be a nude Erin! Or another
crazy…

$12,000 per episode.

$12,000 per episode.

"We comedy"?

"We comedy"?

Actually, the monkey gets more money than the cast of Community. Let's consider this for a moment.

Actually, the monkey gets more money than the cast of Community. Let's consider this for a moment.

What you're saying makes sense, so don't expect NBC to do anything remotely similar.

What you're saying makes sense, so don't expect NBC to do anything remotely similar.

The bird represents NBC because peacocks and bad ratings.

The bird represents NBC because peacocks and bad ratings.