@Logoboros—you have very interesting comments, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter…or, is your identity a sock puppet for your AV Club-employed self? If so, I would describe your identities as "multitudinous" at the least.

"Cherpty furrrrst" would've been a *winning* first post.

@Myles—Ah, I see what you were going after. I initially read "multitudinous" strictly in the physical sense, which contradicted the context. While trying to figure out what word I was expecting instead, I was left with an absurd mental picture of dozens of clones of Michael milling around the office.

Multitudinous—that caught my eye, too. I think "multifaceted" is closer to what was intended.

Broads don't belong in broadcasting!

"…they're going for the five-hanky send-off. Ad lib masturbation joke."

He starred in the movie Leaving Las Vegas…d'oh!

Let's face it, alurin—posting comments is a young man's game.

@Yummsh—please Google "Hugh Grant" and/or "Elizabeth Hurley". And/or "Leno what the hell were you thinking?"

Awesome scenario: it's one of the writers from 2.5 Men.

According to IMDB, there are three movies titled "Movie".

It's for "Lima", which is a shout out to his cocaine source.

Sorry about the typo—by "may surprise," I clearly meant, "will interest."

It may surprise no one that after seeing this movie for the first time, I rewound it (yes, it was VHS, back in the day), and saw the whole thing again. And then I watched it another 20+ times over the years. On a side note, Gregor's line about things being "fucked into cocked hat" has proven very useful.

They should have just re-shot the Bad Idea Jeans commercial, with Favre suggesting he was going to…do what he did. To quote another jeans-themed fake commercial, it's no dumber than acid-wash!

Frank
I thought they were building Frank up to be one of those often-referred-to-but-never-seen characters, like Maris from Frasier or Vera from Cheers. Were the writers forced to shoot their wad in the face of declining ratings?

Successful…"nexties"? You really can't lose with that one—congratulations!

Is this the thread for talking about "I work in field [x], and no TV shows/movies ever represent anything about [x] accurately"? Good. Because I can't remember an accurate representation of anything even remotely computer-related. Chris Cooper in Breach, referring to the "WON" (it's "WAN", as in "plan", c'mon…)…

A nit-picker who double-posts… delicious!

Well done. Gross, but well done.