You've had two! The suspense is killing me!

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus 2:47 in the bulk foods aisle at The Good Foods Co-op. I will scoop out a pound of Weisenberger Mill All-Purpose Flour, take seven steps, look to my left, then fill up another bag with Caffe Marco. Meanwhile, holding your local eggs close to your heart, you will scoff at…

She makes me feel nothing, though her lack of public statements about her views on anything that could make me feel something other than nothing may actually make her a more viable candidate!

@avclub-f0a25fc22f6198ce61fe90730dc075e1:disqus First, please allow me to confess that every time I see your name, I unintentionally read it as "Arthur Edens eats His Beard." Secondly, as an internet person, I am surprised that your knowledge of Kentucky and its politics extends beyond the old "lololol hicks,…

Aaaaaaare we KentuckyBros?! I apologize for my forwardness.

Sir, I must protest the oozing of your douchebaggery on to one of the finest musicals to ever grace the the stage and screen!

They did kind of set this up at the end of Season 3…

They did kind of set this up at the end of Season 3…

I had about half a second of curious pondering about NBC's scheduling choices before I realized…

I got a Blind/Blonde notification for this?!?!

What do you have against Dean/Dalmatians?!!!

It's the best 8th of January since 1947!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

Wake up, AV Club!!! Can we talk about David Bowie's new album yet???

For some reason, I've never bothered to listen to the music on its own, but I really love that film! I should probably listen to it all while hunched over my desk scratching away with the electronic quill!

For some reason, I've never bothered to listen to the music on its own, but I really love that film! I should probably listen to it all while hunched over my desk scratching away with the electronic quill!

The BWAAAAMP is not quite up to Inception levels!

The BWAAAAMP is not quite up to Inception levels!

@Scrawler2:disqus Have you ever gone full savory and thrown a gooey-yolked egg on top?

@Scrawler2:disqus Have you ever gone full savory and thrown a gooey-yolked egg on top?