I'm no doctor, but I do notice that if I ever anticipate a cold coming on I make sure to take it easy and go to bed early, well 9/10 times, the next morning I'm sick as can be, whereas if I just down 4 or 5 beers I'm fine. I'm sure this really healthy long term behaviour and not at all just wishful thinking on my…

Oh crap, I just realized I also watched the new Star Trek on a whim. If Leonard Nimoy passes away too, I'm going to really feel shitty.

You know what's fucked up? When I was little, Ghostbusters was the first movie I ever watched and I remember watching it over and over and over and I thought in my stupid little kid head that I was making the actors act out the whole movie again every time I wanted to watch it. So I guess my answer is, maybe?

I literally, on a whim, picked Ghostbusters to watch on Netflix yesterday when I had nothing to do having not seen it in years. That's messed up.

Don't these people have some other from of eye-wear to help them see? I can't believe their only pair of glasses is Google Glass.

The phrase 'pull yourself up by your bootstraps' must have been invented by a liberal and used by stupid conservatives who can't think about things logically. A person is physically incapable of pulling themselves up like that. You need a helping hand.

I found that site a few months ago. It really was a good way to waste an afternoon at work every now and then.

From the description there it sounds like it's free to play a demo version and you pay for the full game. I have absolutely no problem with that. One payment is fine with me, multiple payments for parts of the game (or just currency in the game) and no complete package is where I draw the line.

I love how that sentence is just thrown in there. I can imagine him typing it out without even realizing it.

She's placed machine gun nests on either side of the AV club in case of emergency.

Dammit, deleted before I can reply, this is truly the worst thing that's ever happened to someone. Anyways, in reply to the OP:

Man, this must have been bad. Everything from him deleted within minutes and now I'm just left wondering what was said.

All you need is your condition 1) that covers the other two.

"My hair! They shot my hair! Son's of bitches"
*mows down gang of spaceballs with a ML-60*

Thank you, now:
b) Do a linear regression and find the relationship between time and move score. (5 pts.)

I want to see the yearly averages. Looks like 2004 really sucked.

"Look, we know you went to Russian jail as political prisoners for our beliefs, but we still don't think you're taking this thing seriously enough."

Is that what a dailymail article is always like?

This is a serious fear of my wife's. She says that if she dies before me and I re-marry, then when I go to heaven, I'm going to have two wives and it's going to be really awkward. I try to tell her that they work all that stuff out through magic, but she doesn't believe me.

Where's the fight taking place? If it's in Florida, could the loser of the fight not just shoot the other in the head with a previously concealed handgun? That seems like the most sensible solution.