Yeah, that sounds like some bullshit excuse to me.

Belize.

From the interview:

Honestly, I genuinely enjoyed the reworked Apollo history opening and then ironically enjoyed how insanely silly/stupid the rest of the movie was (intentionally or not). It had Shia Labeef kicking the shit out of an old car in some sort of man-child rage in front of his supermodel girlfriend and John Malkovich…

Two-Face ONLY shot the driver. That was the whole point of that scene. He flipped the coin for the mob guy in the back and he wasn't allowed to shoot him, so he buckled his seat belt and killed the driver to kill the mob guy.

'Walk it off, pussy!

Man, I've seen that screen more than I'd care to admit.

They should also get Harrison Ford as the deputy secretary-of-defence (was that it?) and have the president start a secret war in Columbia against the drug cartels.  What I'm saying is they should just release Clear and Present Danger again.

It's like you can't measure with certainty the level of mortality of both the gunshot wound and the cancer at the same time.  That's like some science principle I seem to remember…

That makes it sound like he died of lung cancer AND a gunshot wound.  Simultaneously.

@avclub-68b739692fa849e6572ee31610a75750:disqus "Not well."

Really, with a hole that big, that plane would have been completely depressurized almost instantly.  They call it 'explosive decompression' for a reason.  Although this is a problem with almost all airplanes in tv and movies.

Amen.  Shouldn't the 'smart person must wear glasses' idea have gone out of style decades ago when literacy rates increased and it wasn't just 'bookworms' that started wearing glasses.  I'm pretty sure that science discovered several centuries ago that the size of a persons eyeball doesn't determine how smart they are.

I read one (don't know where) of 30 things any self respecting man over 30 should own (not good when they're already calling out your self respect in the title).  It started out reasonable (suit, nice pair of shoes, etc) but that just made the ridiculousness of the rest stand out: a record player (even if you don't…

@avclub-164147531479146271930c0cf60598cd:disqus Ok, then it's a good thing I was too lazy to take back my like (if that's even possible, I'm too lazy to check), but then you called me a dumbass, so now I don't know what to do.

Ask the people of the Soviet Union how much they like invasions from the east of Germany.  We could do this all day.

Fucking creepers blow up right next to my eardrums.

I liked the trailer they showed on tv that was all action and action-y dialogue and then a cut to her standing there arms outstretched in her underwear, then back to the action.  That definitely stood out.

That is a bit annoying.  Especially if you have more than one person using the same game and it loads the others save file automatically. 

Jesus that list.  "Hey guys, you know what you need to do is anally rape your girlfriend.  Trust us, she'll like it."