On the subject of duration for McDonald's events, what's with McDonalds monopoly anyway?  It's around for like less than a month and it requires you to collect game pieces to win prizes, but who goes to McDonald's enough times in a month to actually match up 3 properties?

Wait, wouldn't destroying old guns create a demand for buying new guns?  Isn't that exactly what the NRA really wants?

Grass covered with snow is not white.  That's the snow.  The grass is probably green or most likely brownish.  What a maroon.  Also, it snows in Utah?

Grass covered with snow is not white.  That's the snow.  The grass is probably green or most likely brownish.  What a maroon.  Also, it snows in Utah?

I think what we should all take away from this story is that somewhere hidden in the White House is a pair of pooped in underwear just waiting to be discovered.

All the poster's in this thread are making intentional mistakes.  There really just being trolls.

I'm reminded of bit from Louie where he says something like "I remember the date exactly, it was May 12th, 1995", then later he says, "that date that I mentioned earlier that I don't remember because I'm lying".

I definitely have the quoting problem with movies.  It's especially bad with movies that I've seen, but not everyone else has, so I'll try to show off by saying lines before they happen (as if it's some great feat of intelligence to remember a line from Star Wars that I memorized when I was 5).  Then I immediately…

Yeah, a sporting event is what I thought about with respect to number one also.  The most horribly reffed football game may be memorable, but it sure as hell isn't the way it's supposed to be done.  I mean, if we just want craziness and stuff to talk about, might as well just have people rushing the stage with folding…

You might be a pornstar who works with her husband.

I don't see what's so weird about naming a type of hat.  I mean, you guys just say 'put on your hat' when it's cold out.  But if your kid or whoever doesn't know better, they may put on a baseball cap and then after a few minutes of -40 your child has no ears.  I guess what I'm saying is that nobody gets all worked up…

Simultaneous murder of several people within minutes who Walt needs out of the way?  That sounds preposterous.

You hatewatch the best tv show there is?  That's weird man.  Like I can see if it's not your cup of tea, and you're just not into it, but you only hatewatch shows that are bad, like True Blood, or anything on TLC or A&E.  And Breaking Bad is, by no metric you can come up with, 'bad' (except for the breaking part).

Haha, I love the one comment on that story "So why isn't anyone taking off the shelf."  Like learn to do reading woman, seriously.

Damn pigs, why you gotta be taking those bird's eggs?  Nothing is without conflict apparently.

Spend far less time reading stupid websites and comments and actually do more than 20 minutes of work every day at my job.

Ah man, I was just assuming that all my likes were coming from the famous and/or attractive people who actually read the AV Club.  Now that bubble is burst.

Ah man, I was just assuming that all my likes were coming from the famous and/or attractive people who actually read the AV Club.  Now that bubble is burst.

To be even more fair, that's what the write-up said. 

To be even more fair, that's what the write-up said.