He's the only guy I know who can smoke a cigarette in the rain.

He's the only guy I know who can smoke a cigarette in the rain.

The whole cast and crew got fired for that blunder.

The whole cast and crew got fired for that blunder.

And you were about to marry the future king of England.  I think that's the key requirement.

And you were about to marry the future king of England.  I think that's the key requirement.

In other news, isn't it an incredible coincidence that out of all the billions of species of animals on the planet pigs, cows, and chickens are all delicious and they're domesticated farm animals?

In other news, isn't it an incredible coincidence that out of all the billions of species of animals on the planet pigs, cows, and chickens are all delicious and they're domesticated farm animals?

After we finished a certain episode of FNL (I think, *spoiler*: the one in the last season when coach says he's staying), I had to pretend that I really had to pee and ran to the bathroom so my wife wouldn't see the waterworks beginning.  It was pretty sad (me, not the episode itself).   

After we finished a certain episode of FNL (I think, *spoiler*: the one in the last season when coach says he's staying), I had to pretend that I really had to pee and ran to the bathroom so my wife wouldn't see the waterworks beginning.  It was pretty sad (me, not the episode itself).   

I swear, I was about to post this word for word.

I swear, I was about to post this word for word.

Out of 12 possible grades, I think the one given is 1 grade level (<10%) too low compared to my opinion and therefore is complete crap. 

Out of 12 possible grades, I think the one given is 1 grade level (<10%) too low compared to my opinion and therefore is complete crap. 

You could say the same about Star Wars.

You could say the same about Star Wars.

Dudes.  This guy's clearly joking.

Dudes.  This guy's clearly joking.

So how come in a 4-year term Obama will screw up so badly that it has ramifications for 1000 years, but Obama can't blame 8 years of Bush on not being able to fix things in less than 4 years?

So how come in a 4-year term Obama will screw up so badly that it has ramifications for 1000 years, but Obama can't blame 8 years of Bush on not being able to fix things in less than 4 years?