I thought you said "Lindsay Lohan and Bubbles in the new porn version of the Wire" and I got excited, but then I realized, that you actually meant Lindsay Lohan now and not Mean Girls Lindsay. 

I thought you said "Lindsay Lohan and Bubbles in the new porn version of the Wire" and I got excited, but then I realized, that you actually meant Lindsay Lohan now and not Mean Girls Lindsay. 

Good/cop/ bad cop routine.  "Oh we're so sorry about this miserable treatment.  Really you don't deserve this. (But everybody else remember what happens if you mouth off)"  

Good/cop/ bad cop routine.  "Oh we're so sorry about this miserable treatment.  Really you don't deserve this. (But everybody else remember what happens if you mouth off)"  

Yeah, dogs that are properly trained and/or not mental cases will wait their turn.  It's not like they're wild beasts.

Yeah, dogs that are properly trained and/or not mental cases will wait their turn.  It's not like they're wild beasts.

Reminds me of the start of Top Gun where it says 'present day'.  I remember watching that as a kid thinking, 'that's going to seem pretty silly in the future'.  And now I'm sure if I watched it again it would seem really silly.

Reminds me of the start of Top Gun where it says 'present day'.  I remember watching that as a kid thinking, 'that's going to seem pretty silly in the future'.  And now I'm sure if I watched it again it would seem really silly.

My favourite gag was so short and out of nowhere that most people probably didn't even notice it.  Ross had just got a phone call from one of his exes or something (maybe that British one) and he gets so excited that he picks up the lamp off the table and, as he's talking on the phone, walks over and hands it to…

My favourite gag was so short and out of nowhere that most people probably didn't even notice it.  Ross had just got a phone call from one of his exes or something (maybe that British one) and he gets so excited that he picks up the lamp off the table and, as he's talking on the phone, walks over and hands it to…

I really want to believe that that was the big surprise ending and he just casually spoiled it in the review because he didn't give a fuck.

I really want to believe that that was the big surprise ending and he just casually spoiled it in the review because he didn't give a fuck.

Shit's seriously getting nearly as bad up here.  I think you might want to look elsewhere. 

Stupid red-state socialists.

Stupid red-state socialists.

I'd sure as shit turn my kitchen into some sort of other use room and eat take out for every damn meal.  I'd have it delivered too. 

I'd sure as shit turn my kitchen into some sort of other use room and eat take out for every damn meal.  I'd have it delivered too. 

Yeah stuff like that bothers me.  I was showing my wife the series for the first time (I'd already watched to season 4) and during the ending to 'one minute' she was playing on the laptop not paying attention.  It drove me crazy.  I was like "I need to vicariously experience this scene for the first time again through…

I thought the painting was in the hospital room that Walt was in after he had his fugue state or whatever.  Was it in the doctor's office when he got his diagnosis also?

They wore it to stop blunt objects like small spears and rocks… oh.  Nevermind.