I'm pretty sure we got into actual fistfights over the accusations of screen lookings. We also had to turn the radars off cause one of my friends was too dumb to read it and considered it cheating when we used it.

I'm sure that people went to see Transformers and Indiana Jones for the beef, the Harry Potter movies for Daniel Radcliffe, and Terminator and Batman for Christian Bale.

Spo is correct. Except maybe the caves and caverns.

Once I got ahold of a box of proximity mines the game was over. It would be 5 seconds of crazy tossing, then I'd go hide in a corner and wait for the *boom*… da-da-da-daa.

I always thought oddjob was at a disadvantage. His head seemed to be at the natural height for unaimed shots. So it would seem to be easy to get headshots on him.

It was infinite ammo. You could get all guns a different way (maybe temple on 00?), but they didn't do much good unless you got all the ammo. I never got the invincibility because once you get 007 mode you could set the enemy weapon damage to zero so that was pretty much the same.

I never quite understood why two-face's eyeball didn't just fall out. At the very least, the muscles controlling it were gone, so I'm not sure if he could have looked at things with both eyes.

It's almost like the grades are distributed in some sort of bell curve around a central maximum of B+……. What sort of grading phenomenon is this?

Stupid Marty. The kid is already saying you couldn't have seen it on a rerun because it's brand new. Even without knowing what a rerun is the kid preemptively called you on your bullshit.

Despite that link..
I refuse to believe that the role of 'U.N.'s goodwill ambassador for global justice' is a real thing. I also refuse to believe that Nicolas Cage was appointed to that role. I further refuse to believe anything else in this whole story.

Well, I realize this is a bit, but I still must respond seriously for some reason. Knowing that Randy Quaid was essentially playing himself in the vacation movies will make them even funnier. It's like when I found out that Creed Bratton on the Office is actually playing himself. The craziest character on the show…

Well, mines a burnt copy anyways, so I should be good legally speaking right?

Simpsons movie
Didn't they show Bart's doodads in the movie? Does that fall under the realm of 'porn'. I mean I usually don't think that nudity=porn for adults, but I assumed that child nudity=child porn as far as the law is concerned. So is everyone who owns a copy of the Simpsons movie in trouble now?

When I watch the Office now..
I keep looking for Amelie's name in the credits so I can turn to my wife and proudly announce that I sometimes comment on columns she writes on the internet. That'll be a proud moment for me when it happens. It sucks though cause the credits run for what seems like 5 minutes and I miss…

But had Ripley encountered Aliens before the events of Alien? How will that work, some sort of 3po mind wipe dealie?

They even said the name in the movie. Not like most ships and creatures which only got named afterwards for toys. I'm pretty sure that the words X-wing, Tie fighter, and star destroyer were not mentioned at all in episode 4.

But it does have the line "Everything you
re doing is bad. I just wanted you to know that." You'd be surprised how often you can bring that line out.

This is sort of like the Godfather. Excellent the first time, but even better if you can always picture the last scene in your mind as the place Micheal ends up at.

Good appeal there.
So if I'm understanding this correctly, he had been sentenced for 4 months, then appealed, then got one year instead? Harsh. That's like when you take you 80% assignment mark to your teacher and bitch about it and they look it over and decide it really should be 60%.

Thanks. Now I have diabetes.