Oh shit… I completely forgot who my user name was.

I'd rather hang out with an animal that can rip your throat out, but doesn't because it likes you than one who wants to rip your throat out, but is too small to.

ahh I mean '..cats are evil..' shit. Well, I can never make fun of anyone's poor grammar ever again…

I was very excited to read an F review. But then when I saw this cat propaganda in the opening sentences I got suspicious of the F's integrity. Cat's are evil. If a > 50 lb dog ever acted like every cat I've ever met acted like, they'd be sent to the farm immediately. Same goes for tiny dogs which are basically…

But if it doesn't work then he was wrong and should be cancelled. But then he would be correct. But then…. ahh, we're going to have a major paradox, the likes of which could unravel the fabric of the space-time continuum.

Upon closer inspection it says 'epic journey'. That completely redeems it.

'The epic quest to find Judy'
Most thought provoking tagline for a movie ever.

Not to side with one side or the other here, but when people say 'yeah, but that was mostly Stalin's fault', that doesn't really change the argument that WW2 in it's entirety was worse for Russians. Stalin was part of WW2 afterall.

Oh shit.. the Champion. I'm laughing just thinking about it. 'The Champion is .. is defecating in the cup! This is the end of golf people.'

Knowing Buffy, she'd probably have to have sex with herself. Then maybe kill herself.

You people who are saying the body is overrated are insane. You're short and you're insane.

I wonder if all this praise is not going to jade him to the Body beforehand. My suggestion is to not go into it thinking that it's supposed to be the best episode ever and just try to assume it's going to suck (not sure how you'll do that, but yeah..).

They never really brought up what turning a slayer into a vampire would do. Would she be like the most powerful evil thing on earth or what?

Episode two is definitely fully plot holed up. I've spent too many hours trying to connect things to make them make sense, but they're obviously just thrown together to make Dooku a bad guy that kids can dislike.

Spoiler:

I know this is late as hell, but I just have to point out that 'keep firing assholes' is a line in a movie spoken by a Canadian actor so yeah….

Apologies if this has been covered.
I don't have time at the moment to read through all the comments (I will later), but I've been wanting to get this off my chest for a few weeks now. One thing that really bugs me about the last episode is the scene where Tony kills the guy on the boat. Everything about this scene…

It's a bit inconsistent since they seem to say that all demons came from pre-history Earth before humans. However fantastical that is, at least it sticks to the idea that Earth (so far as we know) is the only place where life (or unlife, undead, etc) can be supported. They do go to other dimensions, but I don't…

Yes, yesterday I actually had to stop surfing the av club and do some real work all because of that clown. Way to go clown, you made me be productive.

Ok that's enough now. On to the next thread.