If ever I want to just crack myself up I just think of the line 'I think there's been a rape up there!'… I don't even know why it's so funny, but I agree it was the high point of the entire series (not that the rest wasn't great).

Actually, I'm the exact opposite. I'm sick to death of 3rd person shooters. They control like crap compared to fpses and I get sick and tired of looking at the back of my character's head for the 10-20 hours it takes to complete the game. On top of that, you can't see what's in front of you.

"some jive about mutating neutrinos"
I don't think this movie's for me. I can't get past that statement. I don't even know much about neutrinos, but that seems really dumb.

The AC-130 fucking up a giant scorpion robot was indeed the best part of the movie. Why? Because we could tell what the hell was going on. That's what I hate about the Transformers movies. People say 'oh, it's just mindless action. Sit back and enjoy it.' Which is perfectly fine if it was enjoyable. I enjoyed…

"What's most shocking here is how quickly disgust can curdle into boredom."
I read that as "What's most shocking here is how quickly digest can curdle into boredom." Pretty appropriate.

You're probably going to have to wait for it to come out on VHS and rent it from the gas station Oscar.

I didn't like the flashforward because without it we would have had an entire episode of this major tv show (three before the end) with only 2 minor actors who were ever in the show before and completely set in a time period completely removed from the main story. That would have been crazy.

I think my problem with getting no answers so far (and granted, it could be resolved before the end) is that the pilot ended with a simple question "Where are we?" and for 6 seasons, we've been waiting for the answer. If the final answer boils down to 'a magic island with a magic light that's related to life and…

Maybe, like the ending of Angel S4, if the characters learn Smokies real name they can defeat him with it.

It looked like she decided something after inspecting the MiB. But I don't know for sure.

So why is it ok to say 'Magic Island' in the 3rd last episode of Lost, but saying 'Angels did it' throughout the run of BSG is a deux ex machina?

Also, I may be dumb, but I really don't see many answers or explanations coming from this episode. I think there's more to answer now than before. What did we learn today that we didn't already know? Jacob and MiB are brothers (not surprising), who Adam and Eve are, that Jacob and MiB had a crazy foster mom who may…

"And how did she make the kids immortal?"
Judging by the dead man in black at the end of the episode, she didn't.

Who is this guy? I only know him as Melfi's boring ass therapist on The Sopranos.

How many punches are usually thrown in real wrestling?

When you say 'puns' do you mean 'jokes'?

Yeah, Oates, that doesn't make much sense does it?

A person's heart is not located in their shoulder.

Prison Sex, by Tool. That was kinda messed up.

Usually, deserters are shot in the front aren't they? Since, they're running back towards the officers with machine guns.