I just dissed all the rappers I could think of.

Borderlands had bobbleheads? Bit of a Fallout 3 ripoff isn't it?

Anyone else notice that this review had a more in depth description of actual gameplay than any other game review on this site?

I always wondered why Batman didn't veer the batwing slightly left or right when he noticed that he'd lined the Joker up perfectly and neither bullet stream was hitting.

Well, he's better than some… he at least worked the caps lock.

If Sopranos has taught me anything, it's that there should have been a little pool of urine right under his feet for Alby to roll around in.

The knife character is so one (maybe two) note. It's only got two modes: cutting or stabbing. Maybe next episode it'll do some slicing, but that's really just a variation on cutting.

When Jack was hanging from a pipe with his hands and legs tied together, bleeding from the stomach after just being tortured for half an hour… I gave even odds on who would win in a fight between him and the Russian who was coming to. When Jack got off the pipe (even though his appendages were still tied together) it…

I also initially thought he was dead. I thought that as awesome as Jack is, that table can only be about 10-20 pounds..

Playing as a Big Daddy
So playing as a big daddy (the most boring and tedious part of the first game) is not the greatest thing ever as anticipated? Who would have guessed that? I love walking slower in shooters.

(Goldeneye movie) x (Goldeneye64) = greatest pairing of movie and video game in history.

Pretty much any big budget action movie from 1990 to 2005ish
Oh man, I'm so bad at this. I used to have no sense of good or bad movies when I initially saw them (probably still don't, but I'm optimistic). A short list of some examples of movies I initially loved and told people that I thought they were good…

Journalists may be idiots, but your point 1) would probably lead to more viewers and your point 2) would probably lead to less… so putting them together ends up with a pretty ambiguous result…

I thought this year's Grey Cup set a record for viewers. Or does that not count cause the Riders skewed the stats?

Like blahblah points out, we and Ted have not met the mother yet. There's no use going through all of Ted's exes and seeing which ones could be possibilities, cause none of them are. End of story.

Ha, that's what I figured Mr. Cruise. Though I was hoping they'd done some sort of pictionary thing with a globe, a thermometer, maybe some CO2 molecules etc.

I'm curious as to how one represents global warming as a thing to pee on. Also, I guess that Calvin peeing on global warming is an environmental message, though the owner of the sticker probably doesn't see it that way.

I'm either not in on the joke OR my keyboard is messed up OR you guys are fucking with me.

Russian dad thinks things through
So say I'm in possession of nuclear fuel rods to sell in the next few hours, and my son takes my other sick son secretly to a doctor to be treated for radiation poisoning. The doctor is the only one who knows what the illness is and has been sworn to secrecy with his family's lives…

Haha, unintentional racism while calling racism. The ironing is sweet.