How old, exactly? Teens can handle it, I wouldn't want young kids to see it.

Best non-bass guitarist, anyway.

Oooooh, Dogs. Now I need to hear that.

It's a great set. I don't think it was his best guitar solo, but he sold the hell out of it.

I could live with that.

I'll see that, and raise you Duane Allman on "Whipping Post."

No shit, I'd take the worst Hendrix solo over frickin' BOSTON.

"Oh, it's fine.. for white people."

No, it means disease or chronic conditions as opposed to accident or homicide.

It isn't even fashion sense, as such. If you're going to quote that line in earnest, you'd better be the type who dresses up to go shopping.

A particular customer I deal with has a hold tone that goes "Brrrt-brrt brrrt-brrt… brrt-brrt" and every time she puts me on hold I get "Louie, Louie" stuck in my head.

Oooh, that's insidious.

That's not how it works, at all. A real earworm will come back as soon as you stop listening to another song. I've had "Happy Together" stuck in my head for two solid weeks in spite of everything I could do to dislodge it.

Apparently Mrs Trump's expiration date is already past, since she's over 35.

Compound that with the number of people in "acting" positions, uncertain status, filling in because the position is technically open.

Yes, apparently we're redefining the word "wall", now.

Tell him we built it on the Mexican side of the border. He's apparently terrified of traveling outside the US.

But the people of 2075 might.

I had to copy the URL over to Chrome to see them.

Dude, he's totally waiting for Obama to mug him.