"Matt Damon, total loser. Keeps getting stranded places. Sad! Ben Affleck, great guy, gonna make biopics great again. It's gonna be HYUGE!!!" -Donald Trump

…Mr. F!

She's way too perfect to be real. Replicant for sure.

Special sauce.

It was a trendy intentional misspelling, like those annoying asswipes who used to spell "the" as "teh".

Aunt May-be?

It's okay, Zack, we can put her in a ridiculously oversexualized schoolgirl outfit.

When he robbled her robble with his robble. Robble.

Word. I despise Trump, but I'm sick of seeing him mentioned in every single goddamn article and comments section. I just want this stupid election to be over already.

"Terrance and Phillip in: Now Without My Vagina (It's Funny, Get Over It)".

The droid transfers his consciousness to a cloned human body in an experimental procedure, then meets up with some ne'er-do-wells and goes hopping around the 'Verse looking for some cash.

It was "fun" and "enjoyable"; I don't know about great.

"We're gonna git those Rebels. Now, watch this drive."

"If you want to join our group, you have to really hate the Imperials."
"I do!"
"Oh yeah? How much?"
"A lot."
"Right, you're in."

Well, he shouldn't have lost all those millions of credits in that poker game against that Correlian super-spy.

Has anyone ever considered how genuinely terrifying a two meter long rat would be? Yes, I know the Star Wars universe has bigger, more frightening creatures, but still, a six-foot fucking rat? No thanks.

Jeez, thanks for the spoiler warning, asshole.

Choosy Moms Choose Blue Milk!™

I don't know if I'd say "really tired", but I get what you mean. I did like TFA, but let's be real here, it was essentially a reboot. Plus the constant "presence" of Star Wars, on commercials, toys, video games, a presence I have not felt since… Episode I came out. If you're going to inundate pop culture like this,…

…A cliffhanger? Like that sentence?